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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Yet More Reasons Offered:

John F. Kennedy
Er ist ein Roadcrosser

Mark Twain
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

John Wayne
'Cause a chicken's gotta do what a chicken's gotta do.

Perry Mason
I don't know, but I intend to find out. Della, get Paul on the phone for me.

The Jihad
The chicken crossed the road hoping for martyrdom.

Osama Bin Laden
To strike at the heart of the infidels. Praise be to Allah!

O.J. Simpson
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.


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