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Hairy Super Nachos -- Writer's Poke #127

For Writers:

Nothing beats Denny's in the middle of the night. The people, the atmosphere, the food...

One particular summer night, we decided to hit the local Denny's for some burgers, and we ordered the super nachos as an appetizer.

The waitress brought out the super nachos, and boy were they tasty. After consuming about half of them, however, I noticed a hair hidden in the cheese. I pulled on said hair, and I pulled, and I pulled. To put the length of this hair into perspective, if it were growing out of my head, it would have easily reached down to my ass.

Finding a hair in one's food can be quite off-putting, but finding a six foot hair hidden in my nachos made me want to go back into the kitchen and strangle the cook with his own offending hair.

But I didn't. I paid good money for those super nachos, and I just kept on eating them.

What is the grossest thing you have ever found in your food? Or, what is the grossest thing that you've ever (knowingly) ate?

"I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross!" -- Hilary Duff

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